Ho Down

(Brady Seals, Kizzy Plush)

Hot tramp, town floozy,
Reputation: cowboy groupie
Zeroed in, rubbin' up against a Marlboro man
His wife, jealous lady, confrontation, got crazy
Attention please!
Somebody's laid out here in front of the bandstand

Ho down
So two-step around
Ya'll steer clear and don't spill your beer
Ho down
On the ground
Everybody on the floor look out
Heads up
Ho down

It ain't a party ‘til somethin's broken.
Hey bartender some Ibuprofen!
When she comes to she’s gonna need some pain relief for that nose
Ya'll keep dancin', we'll keep playin'.
But there's a caution flag and it's wavin'
She's a wreck, so mind your dips and do-si-do’s

Ho down
So two-step around
Ya'll steer clear and don't spill your beer
Ho down
On the ground
Everybody on the floor look out
Heads up
Ho down

Ho down
Ho down
Ho down